Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Customer service #1

Earlier today called in to a garage for some petrol and a map.

"Do you have any maps?" I politely enquired, looking around the shop at the vast array of vodka and cheap champagne.

"No" came the unequivocal answer.

"Well what the feck is that vast selection of fold out maps, road maps and city maps just behind your head numb nuts?"